The Green Bastards Present:
The Big Dirty 2: The Brapture
A Tres Rayos Religious Experience
Rally time! If you are reading this you want to rally with us! That’s awesome, but we gotta go over some stuff. This is the Big Dirty 2 and it’s gonna be a little different this time.
We are hosting this out of Keystone, South Dakota. For those of you who are paying attention to details you may notice this is 6 hours away from Sioux Falls. For this reason it’s a camping rally, so bring everything you would need to survive the weekend. We will be as hospitable as possible but please bear in mind that we are also camping so we are in the same boat.
Here’s the link to the campground
DIRECTIONS TO THE SPOT FROM THEIR WEBSITE
This is a privately owned campground and we have reserved spots for us but it’s pretty expensive for this much room and reservations so sorry dudes if you’re gonna camp you gotta pay. CAMPING IS INCLUDED IN RALLY PACKS. Otherwise you have to PAY $10 PER PERSON to camp at the spot. Feel free to grab a hotel in keystone if camping is not your thing.
We are super sorry bros, but this is a private campground so you gotta pay to play. You got 2 options, you can get a rally pack which covers everything and then some, or you can just pay for camping 4 less and pitch a tent!
- Your rally pack is $25 and includes your camping cost, a t shirt, a raffle ticket, and other goodies. Put your shirt size, and your full name and number (along with anyone one else who might be hopping on your transaction!), in the paypal comments, along with if you have diet restrictions such as no meat, no dairy, etc and we will try to find you something to eat!
- If you just want to camp and don’t like t shirts or food or anything you can just pay $10 and get the full rally experience without having to carry all those pesky extras!
- You can do nothing and get nothing and find somewhere to else to sleep or maybe get a hotel? buy a rally pack anyway maybe so you get a sweet shirt. idk it’s your call d00d.
The rides will be long and super fun but this riding is a bit wilder than your typical city route. Please please please go over your bike and make sure everything is in working order. Check your brakes, suspension, bolts, tires, etc. If you break down you will get picked up asap!
MAKE SURE YOU LIGHTS WORK THERE ARE NO STREET LIGHTS OUT THERE BRING A FLASHLIGHT TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE I LITERALLY CRASHED LAST TIME I WAS OUT THERE AT NIGHT PLS BE SAFE -ALEX
THE SATURDAY RIDE BY STOPS
Part 1: Ride to keystone for gas and then look at mount rushmore!
Part 2: Ride from the great faces down iron mountain road! all the way down. Stop to see some buffaloz!
Part 3: After the slownerds catch up, head back up and stop in keystone for more gas. take the ol’ timey road to hill city to see some dinasawrz
Part 4: I’M POOPED. Time to head home! and get smashedddddddddddddd. Your butt is gonna hurtz.